the name is Daniel or Dani. i love sex, movies, tv shows, food. i'm your average tumblr user so more than likely we have similar interests. enjoy my heavy reblogging :P [p.s. i like nudes]
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
One day I just want to wake up to oral.
That would make my day amazing from the start.
I don’t care what anyone says, Jolteon, Flareon and Vaporeon did not turn into the johto legendary dogs. just no